Deliver Us In Flames

Everyone is crazy, some just have been diagnosed.

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Anonymous asked: Hi ! Quick question. How does your wife feel about you piercing other women's private areas ?! >.<

5pointleo:

This is a great question actually.  My wife is a very confident woman and we have an exceptionally strong relationship.  I honestly do not think she looks at what I do any different than I do.  I am a professional and I’m here to provide a professional service.  This service happens to be in the vein of enhancing sexual confidence and enjoyment.  My goal is to make my customers super comfortable and create an environment where they can be open and honest with me about what they want, without having to worry about being judged or public about it.

Fuckin Leo Z on top of it again.

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captaincutekitty:

One of the nicest Amethyst pieces I’ve seen in a really long time! Can’t wait to display it with the rest of our collection. c: Wasn’t able to pick it up last week and was really glad it was still there on Thursday! I’ll take better pictures during daylight

DUUUUDDDEEEE

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If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:
My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person:
Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person:
I like both!
Pansexual Person:
Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person:
I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person:
whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

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Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

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alexandertalisker:

commanderderp:

lastofthetimeladies:

#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper

reblogging for he’d probably give it to Pepper

He’d definitely give at least 12% to pepper

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