Deliver Us In Flames

Everyone is crazy, some just have been diagnosed.

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scotiacorinne:

I love wearing tunnels in my nostrils but every time I exhale through my nose it directs it right into my eyes…so annoying. The stretched nostril struggle is real.

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justa-simplelittlewhore:

highnympho:

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

LOOOOL

I am way too high for this shit.

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obsessivecompulsivedistraction:

gendeerfluid:

thighabetic:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

It’s so much better than you expect it to be.

FUCK

OH MAH GOD

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